Yo, patriots, listen to me
I'm Rudy da rappah and you can't touch me
I'm the president's goombah with a law degree
and a true root-tootin' pedigree
Not long ago they say I lost my reason
when I unleashed the Kraken outside the Four Seasons
But while that blast from my ass I don’t deny
It was part of the plan, I testify
Cross my fart and hope to dye
