People please look this cover of the economist magazine date November 2019.
It is predicting the future of 2020.
It is like a word of puzzle search. Look for yourselves.
If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...
You can meet hundreds of people at work?or school? you can brush shoulders?♀️, pick their noses?and lick their face? if you wish?! But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated?♀️
It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out?♀️ It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people?
You can still go to a pub? where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs? because Covid doesn’t drink? so it doesn’t go to the pub of course?♀️
But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents? or friends?♀️garden⚘?or house? or in the open air? where social distancing is very easy!
In fact, this is so risky?that councillors are probably sat? round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!
It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots???? as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad?
But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday?
Think that should clear things up! ???
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